Do Not Talk to My Parrot

Mrs. Day's dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman.
Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him,

"I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish-washer, leave the bill
on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. Oh, by the way, don't
worry about my bulldog; he won't bother you. But, whatever you do,
DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

When the repairman arrives at Mrs. Day's apartment the next day,
he discovers the biggest and meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen.
But just as she said, the dog just lies there on the carpet watching
the repairman go about his business.

The Parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"